kim-not-kimberly Asked:
I'm really sorry that all this shit is happening to you, and if you want to talk, I'll be here. ♥ Thank you… I really appreciate it. It’s just bullshit and I’m coming to resent my mom for it.
What is the proper response for learning one of your parents is about to leave the other within 24 hours?
Drink.
Paint your nails.
Drink some more.
Make paper cranes.
Just chug the fucking bottle already.
sokarkalicious:
wenchlatte:
thighhighdalish:
rurone:
zorobro:
Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One
Ingredients (1 serving):
- 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
- 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
- 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
- tiny splash pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
- 1/8 tsp baking soda
- tiny pinch salt
- heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire
Instructions
In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.
Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.
Nutritional Information:
253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein
If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.
What she said
@elenilote
I JUST MADE THIS AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN OMG
(Source: cutebronto, via oodlyenough)
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
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